Wednesday afternoon I took the kids to a free clinic for H1N1 vaccinations, receiving one myself.
Saturday: slept in until 10am (usually up at 6)and still felt rather ordinary. Back to bed at 4pm. Saturday night consisted of all the usual flu symptoms, fever/chills, nausea & vomiting, aches and pains.
Sunday: Better than Saturday night. All the symptoms are still there, but not as bad Spent entire day in bed. Sleep an hour, get up have a small drink of water, rinse and repeat. I even manage to eat some plain rice & pasta over the course of the day.
Monday: improving, but still arse. I ate some banana and now when I sleep I don't have discordant fever-dreams. I am also usually up for an hour and then asleep for an hour.
The moral of the story is that I have clearly been poisoned by inferior communist grade vaccine. Had I instead received proper freedom loving vaccine I am sure I would have been fine. What more, the vaccination probably would have made me more youthful looking and blasted my abs.
(BTW - thankfully neither of the kids has responded in kind)
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You're right. This is all too obviously a conspiracy.
ReplyDeleteI'd be glad it didn't blast your abs from the inside...
ReplyDeleteIf you consider Saturday nights purging, it kind of did.
ReplyDeleteWhen you feel upto it can you drop me an email. I am wondering if I am posting to your correct address.
ReplyDeleteYou can only hope that you now have iron-clad immunity.
ReplyDeleteRighto, much improved. Thomas also succumbed to the communist vaccine, but did not suffer nearly as badly for it as I did. Odds are he will be back in pre-school on Wedns.
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