Saturday was a pirate birthday party for one of the boys in Tom’s class. Very exciting. We got the boy a big book on all things pirate, wrapped it with pirate paper and put together a pirate costume for Thomas. A pair of black pants that were about to die anyway were sacrificed to the cause and cut into a pair of raggedy pirate-pants adorned with a sash (aka, one of Jane’s scarves). A simple white shirt for the top, and then a floppy tri-corn hat and cutless (post Halloween sales are awesome) were added to the mix. Last but not least, a pirate needs facial hair. Tom doesn’t like face paint, so I decided to go with a thin layer of vasoline and coffee grounds. Que drama. He hated the stubble...
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The saddest little pirate in town. |
At one point Thomas was prepared to give me his pirate hat, pirate sword and even his piece of the birthday cake if he could wash off the stubble. I picked him up and carried him to the car. On the way to the party we agreed that if no other child had stubble or any of them laughed at his that we would wash it off. Predictably, almost every boy had some kind of beard or mustache and Thomas had forgotten all about his previously world-ending stubble within two minutes of walking in the door.
It was also a great party. The kids started by making pirate treasure boxes and personal pirate flags, but the coolest thing was definitely the professional pirate and his accompanying witch. They led the kids on a treasure hunt, and many associated games, through the whole of the backyard. Lots of fun. Initially Tom was very suspicious of them, but he finally got over it and joined in. Fair enough, I rather like the idea that he is distrustful of pirates, witches and actors.
After the treasure had been found it was time for pizza and an ice cream birthday cake and finally, a treasure chest piƱata. Every kid took two turns, three swings each whacking it, but of course in the end it was up to the daddy to actually break the bloody thin open. A few of the kids gave it good and proper whacks, but there were also a lot of very light wrist-flicks, for which I blame Star Wars and lightsabres. There is no way a proper pirate would fight that way.
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The triumphant return of Treacherous Thomas! |